The NoZe: Marginally Better than Mediocre Since 1924

Last I checked campus was quite a buzz.

Supposedly and admittedly, rather unexpectedly, a new issue of The Rope showed up on campus today.

If you are like me and just really don’t want to study for your last final feel free to make your way onto campus and pick one out of the not so inconspicuous pile at the entrance of fountain mall. As opposed to the exit, which is at the back of fountain mall.

You’re smart, you’ll find it.

Anyhow the stack/pile/stockpile is more of a grab bag chock full of new Rope and leftovers from last drop. Rest assured they’ve been in the fridge the whole time so they’re still good, but anyways if you are looking for a new one then look for the bitchin one.

You’ll know it when you see it.

If you happen to come across the even less inconspicuous pile/heap of the remains of what I can only imagine was a bitchin’ shaving cream fight then you have gone too far/ not far enough. Of course if you happen to be traveling in the up or down direction then you clearly have more severe/awesome problems other than your orientation in regards to the latest paper.

Or read it online. Whatevs.

Lastly, and arguably most importantly, support the get the tshirts out of my house fund and buy one. We still have a few left over Dia 08 shirts so if you want one give me a shout, preferably in email form. I’m not necessarily right outside of your window.

Double lastly, if you can’t get enough of me check out my new blog. The link is that underlined link looking thing that happens to be my name that should be somewhere to the left of right here.

Happy hunting.

Side note: please don’t ever chocolate the rainbow. I guess tasting the rainbow is alright but you know, chocolate skittles just aren’t natural.

Well, that’s all I’ve got. If anybody wants to give me a wake up call before my final tomorrow, feel free.